(via decision)
A scar someone gave me. A scar I gave myself.
A scar I got naturally. A scar I got accidentally.
(via glitter-in-the-cut)
big bear titties. big bear titties.
burn my eyes out
(via spongebobssquarepants)
The Laughing Boy (Jobie), Robert Henri
apprehensive about this little fellow
(via toyotatacomamyass)
I’m every one in this
MAN 1 (in a high pitched, whiny voice) Look what you’ve done to my peonies!
WOMAN (angrily) They’re marigolds!
MAN 2 God! I think she’s right! They are marigolds!
MAN 1 I may not know my flowers, but I know a (yells in her direction) bitch when I see one!
Same
(via jackjawcaptain)
this is my song
Me, passing someone on the highway: bitch
Me, being passed on the highway: bitch
(via perks-of-being-chinese)
(via bitchvirgo)
god today i ID’d an old dude buyin booze and he pulled out a fake ID with an elvis pic, then laughed and pulled out a matching one but with curly from three stooges on it, and im like okay please and he finally pulled out his real license and his legal name was steve sinner
that was the devil
(via that--lemon)
i know my ass is up too late because i’m losing my fucking mind over accidentally typing george of the gungle
y'all hear one funny word and you just smash that reblog huh
(via that--lemon)